Penile surgery

Just read about a man with problems; he has just pleaded guilty to the charge of sending a bomb to his plastic surgeon who, he claimed, botched his penile enlargement surgery. (ouch!)
Our devious bomber, let’s call him Rock Hard :-), mailed the letter-bomb because he was “extremely unhappy with the results” of his dick surgery, which should you be interested, cost him EUR6,600 (£4,500 or $8,000).
In the end he alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was disarmed.
Rock Hard’s lawyer claimed that his client is mentally ill which, as we all know, is a standard claim made by all lawyers representing poor sods; “You shouldn’t group this guy with people who drive truckloads of explosives into buildings” he said.

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